Lotion. Basket

This is an actual email I got on POF this week. First, who thinks that's a great opening? Second, where am I to go with it?

As to the last part, I have a setting on my profile that people can't send me emails under a certain length. I thought it would prevent getting, "What up?" But it hasn't really, because now I get, "What up? hjkadkjhdk;oand fhei fkla dkfjioaif "